Confabulation Corral

RT @TFLN: (609): We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far


Just now learned how to tie a square knot. Wow my dad sucked


RT @big_picture: The presidency of JFK, 50 years ago - http://b.globe.com/h055SB


RT @PeterGriffinn: #ThingsWeCanAllAgreeOn Being drunk is always more fun than being sober.


RT @TFLN: (+44): When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.



PSA: Just say No! to going to the moon!



Last night a demon saved my life from a sober heart.

I slept quite well thereafter.

(Source: retrogasm)



retrogasm:

♥Sexist Sunday♥

A stinky cooch can wreck a marriage girls… keep it clean…

(no apologies for the word cooch… did anyone else watch the HBO series Carnivale? they mentioned cooch dancers a lot in that series and I love that word now)


listening to "Underworld - Always Loved A Film (Version 4)"

makes an otherwise somber, meticulous night seem nothing short of theatrical


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